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1. "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."

-- Aristotle Onassis
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2. Interesting Fact:

Forensic scientists can determine a person's sex, age, and race by examining a single strand of hair.
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3. "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-- Gustave Flaubert
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4. "We are shaped by our thoughts, we become what we think."

-- Buddha
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5. Historical Fact:

The last words spoken from the moon were from Eugene Cernan, Commander of the Apollo 17 Mission on 11 December 1972. "As we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came, and, God willing, we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind."
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6. "When the Paris Exhibition closes electric light will close with it and no more be heard of."

-- Erasmus Wilson (1878)
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7. "God, please save me from your followers!"

-- Bumper Sticker
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8. Strange Fact:

If you were to roll a lung from a human body out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
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9. World Record:

The oldest domestic cat was a male named Grandpa that lived to be 34 years, 2 months, and 4 hours.
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10. "Good artists copy; great artists steal"

-- Pablo Picasso
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11. "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-- Dave Barry
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12. "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

-- George Burns
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13. "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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14. Brain Teaser:

There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
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15. "Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind."

-- Leonardo da Vinci
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17. "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

-- W. C. Fields
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18. "My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, "Okay, then forget it."

-- Steven Wright
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19. I paid $1 and all I got was to spread this shitty message to the world! Vote

20. My top 10 favorite movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Voyage of the Damned, Chasing Amy, Bring It On, Imitation of Life, Lost in Translation, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Mon Oncle, The Blues Brothers, The Sorrow and the Pity
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21. "Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!"

-- Steve Martin
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22. Interesting Fact:

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
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23. Scientific Fact:

Females have 500 more genes than males, and because of this are protected from things like color blindness and hemophilia.
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24. Strange Fact:

You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five-pound flour bags.
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25. "Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life."

-- Bertolt Brecht
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26. "Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."

-- George Bernard Shaw
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27. "Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking."

-- Marcus Aurelius
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28. In History:

On August 9th 1936 Jesse Owens won his 4th gold medal at the Berlin Olympics.
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29. "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."

-- Anne-Sophie Swetchine
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30. "All of us necessarily hold many casual opinions that are ludicrously wrong simply because life is far too short for us to think through even a small fraction of the topics that we come across."

-- Julian Simon
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31. "I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."

-- Georges Duhamel
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32. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

-- Groucho Marx
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33. "A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool."

-- Joseph Roux
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34. Strange Fact:

A theater manager in Seoul, Korea felt that The Sound of Music was too long, so he shortened it by cutting out all the songs.
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35. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."

-- W. C. Fields
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36. I am so sick of traffic. People need to learn how to drive or get the hell off the roads. Do you ever feel like no one around you even has a driver's license? Vote

37. "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

-- Oscar Wilde
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38. "So long as the universe had a beginning, we could suppose it had a creator. But if the universe is really completely self-contained, having no boundary or edge, it would have neither beginning nor end: it would simply be. What place then, for a creator?"

-- Stephen W. Hawking
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39. "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

-- Woody Allen
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40. "In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is."

-- Geoffrey Cottrell
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41. "Hesitation is the best cure for anger."

-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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42. "There is nothing which can better deserve our patronage than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."

-- George Washington
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43. "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

-- Salvador Dali
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44. "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."

-- Harry S. Truman
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45. "O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."

-- William Shakespeare
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46. "Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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47. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

-- Jack Nicholson
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48. "We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"

-- Niels Bohr
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49. Strange Fact:

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many preservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposition too rapidly after death.
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50. "I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother."

-- Artemus Ward
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