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1. "Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."

-- David Broder
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2. "Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."

-- Ambrose Bierce
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3. "Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."

-- William Ralph Inge
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4. "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children"
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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5. "Everything you can imagine is real."

-- Pablo Picasso
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6. I paid $1 and all I got was to spread this shitty message to the world! Vote

7. Interesting Fact:

Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator, probably because of the fact that it is one of the hardest programs to get running.
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8. "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

-- Edward P. Tryon
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9. "One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."

-- Alice James
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10. "All of us necessarily hold many casual opinions that are ludicrously wrong simply because life is far too short for us to think through even a small fraction of the topics that we come across."

-- Julian Simon
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11. "Never have children, only grandchildren."

-- Gore Vidal
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12. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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13. "I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."

-- Blaise Pascal
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14. "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

-- Imelda Marcos
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15. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

-- Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
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16. "Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind."

-- Leonardo da Vinci
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17. Interesting Fact:

The search engine Google got its name from the word "googol", which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.
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18. "Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art."

-- Tom Stoppard
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19. "A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool."

-- Joseph Roux
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20. "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

-- Albert Einstein
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21. "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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22. "A witty saying proves nothing."

-- Voltaire
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23. "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting."

-- Karl Wallenda
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24. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

-- Jack Nicholson
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25. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

-- Tom Waits
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26. "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

-- Roseanne Barr
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27. "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

-- W. C. Fields
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28. "It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."

-- Jerome K. Jerome
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29. "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

-- Groucho Marx
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30. "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

-- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
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31. "Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule."

-- Friedrich Nietzshe
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32. "Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion."

-- Conan O'Brien
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33. "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-- Gustave Flaubert
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34. Brain Teaser:

There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
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35. "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."

-- Groucho Marx
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36. Strange Law:

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
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37. "When the Paris Exhibition closes electric light will close with it and no more be heard of."

-- Erasmus Wilson (1878)
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38. "..........." -Teller (Of Penn & Teller fame) Vote

39. "Time's fun when you're having flies."

-- Kermit the Frog
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40. "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

-- Samuel Johnson
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41. "Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans."

-- Conan O'Brien
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42. "Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left over by those who hustle."

-- Abraham Lincoln
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43. "Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who have not sufficient capital to form a corporation."

-- Howard Scott
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44. "Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."

-- Mark Twain
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45. I am so sick of traffic. People need to learn how to drive or get the hell off the roads. Do you ever feel like no one around you even has a driver's license? Vote

46. Strange Fact:

If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning, before you will die of oxygen deprivation.
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47. Interesting Fact:

Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road.
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48. "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

-- Martin Luther King Jr.
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49. "I fear nothing, I hope nothing, I am free."

-- Nikos Kazatzakis
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50. Historical Fact:

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
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