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1. Interesting Fact:

The minimum age set in the U.S. Constitution for the President of the United States is 35.
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2. I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

-- George W. Bush
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3. World Record:

The oldest domestic cat was a male named Grandpa that lived to be 34 years, 2 months, and 4 hours.
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4. I have created the FIRST free photo messaging GAME app called SWAPATASK for Android and IOS. It took me a year and I want to get as many people around the world to try it out and have some fun. Website

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5. Interesting Fact:

The last two European countries to let women vote were Switzerland (in 1971) and Leichtenstein (in 1984).
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6. "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

-- Steven Wright
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7. Strange Fact:

The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
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8. "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

-- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
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9. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

-- Jack Nicholson
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10. "You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."

-- Jack London
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11. Historical Fact:

The last words spoken from the moon were from Eugene Cernan, Commander of the Apollo 17 Mission on 11 December 1972. "As we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came, and, God willing, we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind."
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12. "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

-- Mark Twain
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13. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

-- Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
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14. "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

-- Imelda Marcos
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15. "My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair."

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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16. "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

-- Lana Turner
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17. Strange Fact:

Approximately 16 Canadians have their appendices removed, when not required, every day.
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19. "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

-- Orson Welles
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20. "Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

-- Ingrid Bergman
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21. "I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection."

-- Groucho Marx
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22. "Hell is other people."

-- Jean-Paul Sartre
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23. Interesting Fact:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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24. "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

-- Robert Orben
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25. "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."

-Blaise Pascal
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26. Strange Fact:

You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five-pound flour bags.
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27. "To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."

-- Joseph Chilton Pearce
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28. "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."

-- Aristotle Onassis
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29. "The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

-- P. J.O'Rourke
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30. 10 books I would like to read:

The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood, The Boat of a Million Years - Poul Anderson, The Road to Wigan Pier - George Orwell, The Holcroft Covenant - Robert Ludlum, Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand, The House of Stairs - Barbara Vine, Diary of Adam and Eve - Mark Twain, Sharon Tate and the Manson Murders - Greg King, Rebels on the Backlot - Sharon Waxman, On the Road - Jack Kerouac
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31. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

-- Steven Wright
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32. "Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure."

-- Jarger
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33. "Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it."

-- Thomas Jefferson
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34. "CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'"

-- Conan O'Brien
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35. "Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life."

-- Bertolt Brecht
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36. "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man."

-- Socrates
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37. "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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38. "Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."

-- William Ralph Inge
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39. "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

-- W.C. Fields
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40. "I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."

-- Albert Einstein
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41. Strange Fact:

In 1990, a 64-year old Hartsville, Tennessee, woman entered a hospital for surgery for what doctors diagnosed as a tumor on her buttocks. What surgeons found, however, was a four-inch pork chop bone, which they removed. They estimated that it had been in place for five to ten years. The woman could not remember sitting on it, or eating it for that matter.
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42. "Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"

-- Jules Feiffer
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43. Scientific Fact:

Time slows down near a black hole; inside it stops completely.
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44. Interesting Fact:

The search engine Google got its name from the word "googol", which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.
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45. "Facts are stupid things."

-- Ronald Reagan
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46. "Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."

-- Ambrose Bierce
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47. "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

-- Dustin Hoffman
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48. "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting."

-- Karl Wallenda
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49. World Record:

Lang Martin balanced seven golf balls vertically without adhesive at Charlotte, NC on 9 February 1980.
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50. "Truth is life's most elaborate lie."

-- L
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