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50 Random Messages
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"Good artists copy; great artists steal"
-- Pablo Picasso |
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-- Henny Youngman |
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"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand."
-- Thomas Carlyle |
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"When pain is to borne, a little courage helps more than much knowledge, a little human sympathy more than much courage, and the least tincture of the love of God more than all."
-- C. S. Lewis |
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"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
-- Blaise Pascal |
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Interesting Fact:
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. |
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"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
-- Woody Allen |
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Strange Fact:
In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered. |
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"I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'"
-- Mike Binder |
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"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
-- Michael Pritchard |
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Strange Fact:
You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five-pound flour bags. |
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Interesting Fact:
In 1980, Namco released PAC-MAN, the most popular video (or arcade) game of all time. The original name was going to be PUCK MAN, but executives saw the potential for vandals to scratch out part of the P in the games marquee and labeling. |
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"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
-- Walt Disney |
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"We're on a Mission from God!"
-- The Blues Brothers |
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"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
-- Peter Borden |
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
-- Sir Winston Churchill |
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"When the Paris Exhibition closes electric light will close with it and no more be heard of."
-- Erasmus Wilson (1878) |
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Scientific Fact:
The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it. |
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"John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career."
-- Conan O'Brien |
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"To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes."
-- Fritz Kunkel |
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| 22. |
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright |
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| 23. |
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'"
-- Patricia Arquette |
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"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
-- Sir Winston Churchill |
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"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
-- Bertrand Russell |
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
-- George W. Bush |
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"I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother."
-- Artemus Ward |
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"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
-- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) |
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"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw |
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson |
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"All of us necessarily hold many casual opinions that are ludicrously wrong simply because life is far too short for us to think through even a small fraction of the topics that we come across."
-- Julian Simon |
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"I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty."
-- Nancy Reagan |
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"Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion."
-- Conan O'Brien |
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| 34. |
Strange Fact:
Dog owners in Turin, Italy can be fined up to $650 if they don't walk their dog at least three times a day. |
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World Record:
At 12 years old, an African named Ernest Loftus made his first entry in his diary and continued everyday for 91 years. |
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| 36. |
Strange Fact:
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. |
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"Hell is other people."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre |
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"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower |
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"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
-- EE Cummings |
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| 40. |
Happy Birthday Mom!
- Love, your daughter Cherry |
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"There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy."
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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| 42. |
Strange Fact:
London police photographed the eyes of Jack the Ripper's victims because they thought his image might be recorded in them. |
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| 43. |
Strange Fact:
All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. |
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"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
- Samuel L. Jackson (From the movie "Snakes on a Plane") |
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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
-- Groucho Marx |
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright |
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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
-- Orson Welles |
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Strange Fact:
The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are 1) frogs 2) worms 3) potted plants. |
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"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
-- General Douglas MacArthur |
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?’”
-- Rita Rudner |
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