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50 Random Messages

1. "People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson		 Vote

2. "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

-- Walt Disney		 Vote

3. Strange Fact:

By the time he died in 1910, the king of Siam had fathered 370 children.		 Vote

4. "There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

-- Woody Allen		 Vote

5. "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

-- Dorothy Parker		 Vote

6. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

-- Sharon Stone		 Vote

7. "God, please save me from your followers!"

-- Bumper Sticker		 Vote

8. "There is nothing which can better deserve our patronage than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."

-- George Washington		 Vote

9. "American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, Iraqis handed the British food back."

-- Conan O'Brien		 Vote

10. "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

-- Albert Einstein		 Vote

11. Strange Fact:

Monks in the 16th century recorded seeing a giant explosion on the side of the Moon. It most likely was a large meteor that slammed into the Moon and left a large crater.		 Vote

12. World Record:

The largest pyramid in the world is not in Egypt but in Cholulu de Rivadahia, Mexico. It is 177 feet tall and covers 25 acres. It was built sometime between 6 and 12 AD.		 Vote

13. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

-- Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.		 Vote

14. "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

-- Martin Luther King Jr.		 Vote

15. "The palest ink is better than the best memory."

-- Chinese proverb		 Vote

16. "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

-- Sir Winston Churchill		 Vote

17. Interesting Fact:

The minimum age set in the U.S. Constitution for the President of the United States is 35.		 Vote

18. "Hesitation is the best cure for anger."

-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca		 Vote

19. "O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."

-- William Shakespeare		 Vote

20. I paid $1 and all I got was to spread this shitty message to the world! Vote

21. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

-- Tom Waits		 Vote

22. "Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"

-- Sigmund Freud		 Vote

23. Strange Law:

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.		 Vote

24. "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

-- Woody Allen		 Vote

25. "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

-- W.C. Fields		 Vote

26. "The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of woman's emancipation."

-- Elizabeth Cady Stanton		 Vote

27. "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

-- Mark Twain		 Vote

28. "I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."

-- Albert Einstein		 Vote

29. "That's not a lie. It's a terminological inexactitude."

-- Alexander Haig		 Vote

30. Strange Law:

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.		 Vote

31. "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

-- Salvador Dali		 Vote

32. "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."

-- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)		 Vote

33. "Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand."

-- Thomas Carlyle		 Vote

34. "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

-- George Gobel		 Vote

35. "94.5% of all statistics are made up."

-- Woody Allen		 Vote

36. "Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value."

-- Editorial in the Boston Post (1865)		 Vote

37. "I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained."

-- Steven Wright		 Vote

38. Strange Fact:

Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.		 Vote

39. For Sale By Owner as a homeowner what comes to thoughts when you hear this phrase.This is a four letter wonder word that can preserve you thousands and gives you a comfort promoting the house. Website

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40. Strange Fact:

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.		 Vote

41. "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower		 Vote

42. They came for the Communists, and I didn't object For I wasn't a Communist;
They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a Socialist;
They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a labor leader;
They came for the Jews, and I didn't object - For I wasn't a Jew;
Then they came for me - And there was no one left to object."

-- Martin Niemoller		 Vote

43. "It is no measure of health to be sane in an insane society."

-- Krishnamurti		 Vote

44. Spring House Cleaning Service...ugh those dreaded words we hate to hear each year, let alone actually do it. It’s a known fact, everyone hates doing housekeeping services, but spring house cleaning service is a whole other form. Website

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45. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

-- Sir Winston Churchill		 Vote

46. "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

-- August Strindberg		 Vote

47. "One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said 'Because you came home early'."

-- Rodney Dangerfield		 Vote

48. "The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."

-- David Friedman		 Vote

49. "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy."

-- Woody Allen		 Vote

50. "I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother."

-- Artemus Ward		 Vote

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