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1. Scientific Fact:

Time slows down near a black hole; inside it stops completely.
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2. "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast. The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

-- Unknown
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3. Interesting Fact:

Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road.
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4. "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-- Dave Barry
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5. "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

-- Will Rogers
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6. I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.'
He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

-- Steven Wright
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7. "Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

-- Larry David
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8. "Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

-- George Bernard Shaw
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9. "We're on a Mission from God!"

-- The Blues Brothers
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10. "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

-- Walt Disney
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11. Strange Law:

In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.
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12. "I fear nothing, I hope nothing, I am free."

-- Nikos Kazatzakis
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13. "My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair."

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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14. "The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave, his fetters fall. He frees himself and shows the way to others. Freedom and slavery are mental states."

-- Mahatma Gandhi
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15. "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

-- Robert Orben
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16. "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

-- Mark Twain
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17. "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

-- Bertrand Russell
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18. "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

-- George Gobel
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19. "I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child."

-- Woody Allen
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20. “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either."

-- Dick Cavett
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21. Historical Fact:

Florence Nightingale served only two years of her life as a nurse. She contracted fever during her service in the Crimean War, and spent the last 50 years of her life as an invalid.
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22. "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."

-- Anne-Sophie Swetchine
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23. "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

- Samuel L. Jackson (From the movie "Snakes on a Plane")
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24. Historical Fact:

Louis XV was the first person to use an elevator: in 1743 his "flying chair" carried him between the floors of the Versailles palace.
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25. "I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy."

-- Frank Zappa
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26. Strange Law:

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
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27. "War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."

-- Georges Clemenceau
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28. Strange Fact:

Over 25% of Zaire is infected with a form of the Ebola virus that does not kill.
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29. "If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place."

-- Cicero
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30. Strange Fact:

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.
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31. "Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule."

-- Friedrich Nietzshe
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32. "O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."

-- William Shakespeare
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33. World Record:

In 1935, Jesse Owens set six track and field world records in less than one hour.
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34. "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."

-- Groucho Marx
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35. "The most difficult thing of all - yet the most essential - is to love life, even when you suffer, because life is all."

-- Leo Tolstoy
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36. "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."

-- Anonymous
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37. Strange Fact:

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
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38. Interesting Fact:

The search engine Google got its name from the word "googol", which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.
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39. "I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use."

-- Galileo Galilei
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40. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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41. "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

-- Woody Allen
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42. "I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother."

-- Artemus Ward
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43. Strange Law:

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
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44. "Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it."

-- Thomas Jefferson
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45. "CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'"

-- Conan O'Brien
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46. Historical Fact:

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.
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47. "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."

-- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
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48. Scientific Fact:

Human blood travels 60,000 miles per day on its journey through the arteries, arterioles and capillaries and back through the venules and veins.
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49. "Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking; where it is absent, discussion is apt to become worse than useless."

-- Leo Tolstoy
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50. "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

-- Jerry Seinfeld
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