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1. "Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value."

-- Editorial in the Boston Post (1865)
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2. "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."

-- Katharine Whitehorn
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3. "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

-- Bertrand Russell
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4. Create you life by the rhythm in your head drew your art and see the world and discover a great way to start be creative don't let ppl chose ur creativity Vote

5. "After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"

-- William S. Burroughs
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6. "Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art."

-- Tom Stoppard
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7. Strange Fact:

In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.
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8. Strange Fact:

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.
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9. World Record:

The oldest domestic cat was a male named Grandpa that lived to be 34 years, 2 months, and 4 hours.
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10. Strange Law:

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
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11. Strange Law:

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
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12. Scientific Fact:

Human blood travels 60,000 miles per day on its journey through the arteries, arterioles and capillaries and back through the venules and veins.
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13. Strange Fact:

At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an strange scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale to what it is today.
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14. Strange Fact:

If you were to roll a lung from a human body out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
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15. "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

-- Umberto Eco
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16. Interesting Fact:

Forensic scientists can determine a person's sex, age, and race by examining a single strand of hair.
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17. "One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."

-- Alice James
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18. "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."

-- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
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19. "CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'"

-- Conan O'Brien
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20. "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

-- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
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21. Strange Fact:

The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are 1) frogs 2) worms 3) potted plants.
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22. Strange Law:

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.
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24. "I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection."

-- Groucho Marx
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25. "My interest in the future is because I am going to spend the rest of my life there."

-- Charles F. Kettering
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26. "Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind."

-- Leonardo da Vinci
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27. Scientific Fact:

Time slows down near a black hole; inside it stops completely.
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28. "I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks -- I'm not going that far'."

-- Steven Wright
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29. Interesting Fact:

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
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30. "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."

-- Shirley Temple
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31. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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32. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-- Steven Wright
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33. "Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who have not sufficient capital to form a corporation."

-- Howard Scott
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34. Happy Birthday Mom!

- Love, your daughter Cherry
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35. "Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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36. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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37. "I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

-- Steven Wright
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38. "Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car."

-- Bill Bryson
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39. "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

-- Imelda Marcos
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40. “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either."

-- Dick Cavett
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41. "A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool."

-- Joseph Roux
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42. Strange Fact:

Dog owners in Turin, Italy can be fined up to $650 if they don't walk their dog at least three times a day.
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43. "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."

-- Aristotle Onassis
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44. "94.5% of all statistics are made up."

-- Woody Allen
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45. "As long as there are innocent nickels to be made from the gullible, Python-starved public, I shall be out there dressed in silly frocks and singing filthy lyrics. I'm coming your way in search of ancient dollars."

-- Eric Idle
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46. "The palest ink is better than the best memory."

-- Chinese proverb
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47. "One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said 'Because you came home early'."

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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48. "Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."

-- David Broder
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49. 10 books I would like to read:

The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood, The Boat of a Million Years - Poul Anderson, The Road to Wigan Pier - George Orwell, The Holcroft Covenant - Robert Ludlum, Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand, The House of Stairs - Barbara Vine, Diary of Adam and Eve - Mark Twain, Sharon Tate and the Manson Murders - Greg King, Rebels on the Backlot - Sharon Waxman, On the Road - Jack Kerouac
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50. "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."

-- Anonymous
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