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50 Random Messages
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Happy Birthday Mom!
- Love, your daughter Cherry |
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| 2. |
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man."
-- Socrates |
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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
-- Hugh Grant |
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
-- George W. Bush |
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| 5. |
Strange Fact:
Monks in the 16th century recorded seeing a giant explosion on the side of the Moon. It most likely was a large meteor that slammed into the Moon and left a large crater. |
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
-- Robert Orben |
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"In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is."
-- Geoffrey Cottrell |
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"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
-- Muhammad Ali |
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
-- Sir Winston Churchill |
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"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
-- Sir Winston Churchill |
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"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do."
-- Epictetus |
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| 13. |
Strange Law:
In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse. |
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"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-- Anonymous |
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"Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life."
-- Bertolt Brecht |
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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
-- G. K. Chesterton |
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| 17. |
"A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one."
-- Moliere |
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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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"As long as there are innocent nickels to be made from the gullible, Python-starved public, I shall be out there dressed in silly frocks and singing filthy lyrics. I'm coming your way in search of ancient dollars."
-- Eric Idle |
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Strange Fact:
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. |
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| 21. |
Scientific Fact:
Human blood travels 60,000 miles per day on its journey through the arteries, arterioles and capillaries and back through the venules and veins. |
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Strange Fact:
In 1990, a 64-year old Hartsville, Tennessee, woman entered a hospital for surgery for what doctors diagnosed as a tumor on her buttocks. What surgeons found, however, was a four-inch pork chop bone, which they removed. They estimated that it had been in place for five to ten years. The woman could not remember sitting on it, or eating it for that matter. |
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"I fear nothing, I hope nothing, I am free."
-- Nikos Kazatzakis |
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"The most difficult thing of all - yet the most essential - is to love life, even when you suffer, because life is all."
-- Leo Tolstoy |
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"Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking; where it is absent, discussion is apt to become worse than useless."
-- Leo Tolstoy |
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"The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself."
-- Mark Twain |
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| 28. |
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) |
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton |
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| 30. |
Strange Law:
A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak. |
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"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy."
-- Frank Zappa |
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"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
-- George Santayana |
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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
-- Groucho Marx |
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| 34. |
Strange Law:
In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. |
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| 35. |
"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."
-- Hannah Arendt |
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"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre |
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"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
-- Georges Clemenceau |
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| 38. |
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson |
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"I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty."
-- Nancy Reagan |
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| 40. |
Strange Fact:
Between the ages of 30 and 70, you nose may lengthen and widen by as much as half an inch. |
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| 41. |
Strange Fact:
London police photographed the eyes of Jack the Ripper's victims because they thought his image might be recorded in them. |
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| 42. |
World Record:
The oldest domestic cat was a male named Grandpa that lived to be 34 years, 2 months, and 4 hours. |
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| 43. |
Strange Law:
Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt." |
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| 44. |
Strange Fact:
If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning, before you will die of oxygen deprivation. |
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| 45. |
I am so sick of traffic. People need to learn how to drive or get the hell off the roads. Do you ever feel like no one around you even has a driver's license? |
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"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
-- Mark Twain |
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain |
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-- Dave Barry |
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"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
-- William Shakespeare |
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| 50. |
"If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk."
-- Conan O'Brien |
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